The Lost Children

It was lost on my children Ruby and Jessica when I said to them:

Mummy is going to the Aldi supermarket to do a whole weeks shopping.

They didn’t say: 

But mummy, mummy, what if you bring home a wet suit, a cordless drill and extendable garden sheers,

instead of apples, oranges and bananas?

A funny thing happened on the way
to the Aldi supermarket in Preston.