Christmas Day Breaks

 

    7am 

    Christmas Day breaks

    Children wake

    Parents quake

    10am

    Too early for gin?

    Never

    Someone somewhere grins

        12pm

    Footpath pageants

    Foil wrapped foods

    Kris Kringle cringe

    1pm

    Yank a bon bon

    Don a crown

    Monarchs for a day

    2pm

    Kinfolk play charades

    Grandpa's lost his teeth

    The turkey takes a bow

    3pm

    Bells ring out to

    Crisis lines

    Rudolph takes the reigns

    6pm

    Leftovers

    Love Actually

    Indifference basically

    8pm

    Parents cry alone

    Court orders intone

    No kids here till next year

    10pm

    Children sigh

    Teens get high

    Christmas Day breaks