Excuse me there's glitter in my comedy

Mistress of Mirth's COMEDY Tour

Launch Party
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Excuse me there are crumbs everywhere

 

Measured Silk & Other Stories 
Launch Party

Christmas Day Breaks

 7am 

   Christmas Day breaks

       Children wake

   Parents quake

10am

   Too early for gin?

       Never

   Someone somewhere grins

11am

    Rockets shake

        Day breaks 

    In peaces headlines cry

12pm

   Footpath pageants

       Foil wrapped foods

   Kris Kringle cringe

1pm

   Yank a bon bon

       Don a crown

   Monarchs for a day

2pm

    Kinfolk play charades

        Grandpa's lost his teeth

    The turkey takes a bow

3pm

    Bells ring out to

        Crisis lines

    Rudolph takes the reigns

6pm

    Leftovers

    Love Actually

    Indifference Basically

8pm

    Stomachs distend

    In hunger     

    And in greed 

10pm

    Teens get high

    Politicians lie 

    Christmas Day breaks

12pm

    Shelves restock

    Elves take off

    Christmas day 

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Measured Silk & Other Stories

 Measured Silk & Other Stories is a collection of fourteen linked stories.

The collection is a meditation on loneliness. 

Settings, characters and objects appear and reappear.

I'm super proud of the book.. and what some of my favourite authors have said about the work.

You can order a copy HERE.

Brene Brown of Brunswick

Hope and purpose are muscles 

Go work them out

Shame

Self loathing 

Abandonment 

Need hope and purpose 

To be in better shape than them

Patterns help 

So seek them out 

Be kind to yourself 

Exercise

Good diet

Sleep

& people who are constant 

Awe and wonder in nature 

Go seek them out