Excuse me there are loads more crumbs in my comedy now

I've stood up on stage a million times.

I have made people laugh.

And I have failed in a myriad of ways.

Then I started to teach stand up comedy with Roarhouse 

Here are some crumbs from the edges of the stage.

Stand up Comedy
The Perils_ The Pleasures _The Pitfalls.

 The only way to learn how to do stand up comedy is by doing it.

·       Write material using your life experiences as a spring board.

·       You probably need to be through the pain to make it funny.

·       Doing stand up comedy is a craft – learn it by writing it, honing it and doing it again and again.

·       Comedy usually comes in 3’s

·       Set up the joke, create a conflict, the punch line should resolve the conflict and take us somewhere we don’t expect to go

·       Comedy is made up of 3 tenants fear, humiliation and failure – master the tenants.

·       You can only be as funny as you -  so don’t try to be as funny as someone else.

·       Get better at telling a few jokes rather than trying to write a lot of jokes or a whole show.

·       Commit to the material, learn it, don’t read it off the back of your hand.

·       It’s ok to be the butt of your own joke  - but the comedian must stay on top.

·       Learn how to use the microphone and move the stand.

·       Keep your delivery fresh as if you’ve just thought about it.

·       If you’re enjoying it then the audience will enjoy it.

·       Making people laugh is a gift  - enjoy giving the gift.

·       The only thing you can control at a gig is you.

·       If people aren’t laughing it doesn’t mean that they aren’t enjoying it.

·       If it’s not going well don’t apologize.

·       What the worst that can happen? – no one laughs – but no one dies.

·       Understand fear and use it to your advantage.

·       Fail and fail fast  - then get up and do it again.

·       If it’s not working try and go with plan B.

·       Everyone has a bad gig.

·       Get feedback from people you respect and trust.

·       Comedy is addictive.

·       If you can’t do comedy watch it.

·       Be professional , turn up , do what is asked of you, a five minute set or a  whole show.

·       It takes a while to get enough material to have a whole show – share the stage with others.

·       Turn up be professional – don’t read off your hand, know your material

·       Manage the fear

·       Post performance adrenaline – what to do with it

·       Drop into the performance space – don’t just get on stage – take a moment

·       Being an MC is different to doing stand up, you are sign posting the night with a few jokes not doing all of your material.

·       Comedy rooms are a good way to start but there are more ways to skin a comedy cat.

·       Comedy and gender dont get me started.

·       Don’t confuse commercial success with other kinds of success. 

·       Don’t expect huge commercial success, so don’t give up the day job.

·       Doing comedy festivals is a financial risk make sure you don’t over commit  - be realistic about venue size ticket sales

excuse me there are crumbs in my comedy

Excuse me there are crumbs in my curls

Apparently Jewish Women of Curls is a Thing.

There are blogs about it.

Hair products for it.

Social movements on social media about it.

I fell into the it's big but I've just got to embrace this category about 15 years ago.

After that I

Embraced the bounce.

Stopped flattening the frizz.

And through a variety of products I defined the curl.

Much like this piece I wrote for Jewish women of words I came out and owned who I was:

Jewish Women of Words J is for Jigsaw

Jewish Women of Curls
(Thanks to Deb Rechter for making me a Jewish Women of Words)

Pod cast of me and Deb chatting HERE

Excuse me there are crumbs of chocolate in my prize

I won first prize in the Grace Marion Wilson Emerging short story competition, for 'Price Check.' 

You can see the trail of crumbs in this blog leading to the big moment. 

Last time I won a prize was at Girl Guide Camp for a cracking rendition of Frank Spencer followed up quickly by a show stopping impression of Uncle Bulgaria chief Womble. The prize was a family bar of cadbury's  milk chocolate. 

I have been pursuing the sweet taste of success ever since.

This is what the judge said of Price Check:
The winner of the prize for short fiction is ‘Price Check’ by Justine Sless, an exploration into early motherhood and the secrets we all keep. It is a story about isolation and an exploration of how we can do something for ourselves. “Put simply,” said Steed, “this is the freshest, most original story among the competition entries. Both about parenting and yet not, it showcases a voice I'd love to hear more from in years to come.”

Straight to the trophy cabinet- which has lots of room in it because there is just the curled up wrapper from that block of dairy milk.

Excuse me there are crumbs in my kvetching

Kvetch with Sless Jair 87.8fm

Fridays 12 -1pm

An hour of conversation, comedy and lots of complaining.
Listen HERE

Kvetch with Sless

I go to a cafe with my friends.

Sit, sit  I say, they know me here.

We sit.

We order.

We eat.

The waiter comes over.

Today Mrs. Sless.

Today.

Is anything alright?

___________________

Excuse me there are crumbs in my peg makeover

The Preston Peg Makeover 
cheaper and more effective than botox

FAQ about the Preston Peg makeover.

Q
Will wooden pegs work, or must they be plastic and in a range of colours ?
Wendy of West Preston
A
Wooden pegs are the Steiner version, leaning themselves for decorative outcomes rather than having long term impact.

I have found that the long plastic version add not only a colourful effect, but also pull the skin down to make a long lasting impression. Sometimes the effect can last for days.

If you are looking for a semi permanent effect then please, be my guest and use the wooden variety. 

Wooden pegs can also be decorated seasonally and or for special events.

For Chanukah, you might like to use glitter to create decorative dreidels on your pegs.

Q 

I feel awkward about pegging on my own. Is there a way of doing a collective pegging session?
Jess of Outer Eastern Preston
A
It is often good to peg in pairs, just to check that the flesh remains intact.
I also offer Pegging Ceremonies for special celebratory occasions and  the more informal Peg Party which can be tailored to include a painting, decorating and or a decoupaging element.
Peg Parties are a fun addition to any kitchen bench crumb wiping session.
Pegging Ceremonies tend to be popular with older women, particularly if they missed out on a menarche party or bat-mitzvah.

Q
Can pegs be used on the neck too?
Joan of Preston Proper 
A
Yes, if you have enough loose flesh on the neck, the results can be quite effective. Some 'Pegters' (as opposed to hipsters) find that leaving the pegs on overnight creates an interesting effect.

Q
Can you hang washing on your face at the same time as Pegging the face?
Ollie of East Preston

A

Light under garments are ok. Levi jeans have been known to stretch the face a bit much, causing the Pegster to kvetch.

Please do try the Preston Peg Make over at home and post any questions as they arise.

Excuse me there are crumbs in my domain name

Last week in PAM lane - the term free mingling was coined. 

This week in PAM lane - Karl encouraged kidnapping.

A first born was named Bon Soy.

A food truck park opened.

Upcyled dreams got turned into recycled astro turf.

Preston 

The heart of Darebin  

 Just oozed a little more.

Who is Karl?

Excuse me there are crumbs in my mingle.

Mingling in the Market amongst craft.
The word mingle is used to counteract the partial and semi nature of the event.
Mingle is intended I think to imply warmth and welcome. 
The  use of the word semi and partial imply that it's not really open and could infact close at any moment. 
The fact that the mingling is offered for free is a subversive attempt at generosity. 

In summing up ;
Mingling never has and probably never will, come at a cost. So the free mingling in PAM lane is without question under question.