7am
Christmas Day breaks
Children wake
Parents quake
10am
Too early for gin?
Never
Someone somewhere grins
12pm
Footpath pageants
Foil wrapped foods
Kris Kringle cringe
1pm
Yank a bon bon
Don a crown
Monarchs for a day
2pm
Kinfolk play charades
Grandpa's lost his teeth
The turkey takes a bow
3pm
Bells ring out to
Crisis lines
Rudolph takes the reigns
6pm
Leftovers
Love Actually
Indifference basically
8pm
Parents cry alone
Court orders intone
No kids here till next year
10pm
Children sigh
Teens get high
Christmas Day breaks
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