Excuse me there are crumbs in my Great Yorkshire Show

At the Great Yorkshire show 

It was all ee by gum 

And pig shit

In the CWA tent

There was cake with fruit in it 

Served with a lump of Wensleydale cheese 

Everyone were just quietly eating

Me?

I were close to sobbing

This cake 

I wanted to yell out

This cake has fruit in it

And it comes with cheese

 

Holding back the tears